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Applicant Name: Katy V. HanchettPermanent Residence: Gilbert, AZ
Best Means of Contact: PrayerPosition Applied for:
Mother a.k.a. Mommy
Date Available: As soon as possible (according to
H.F.'s (
a.k.a HE) schedule and openings and my husband)
Job Experience: (List most recent first)
Job 1: CTR 5/use to be known as Sunbeams
Job Description:Entertain, teach somewhat of a lesson,
feed, play with, love to death.
Job Payment: Seeing them each week and when seen,
they scream "Sister Hanchett" and then hugs.
Job 2: Chloe Bartolomeo
Job Description:Keep quite and play with during UFC fight
(Keep on "girl's side"-Dad was watching the
fight intently.)
Job Payment: Bloody nose, adorable smile,
and cute chatting and smiles
Job 3:Cole Parrish
Job Description:Play with as much as possible
before he returned to UT.
Job Payment: The first Aunt called by
name-not "mamma"("tay-tee")
Job 4:Pearce Children
Job Description:Help eat food for mom, answer
TONZ of quesitons for Valerie,
make Brynn fall asleep by
shaking leg (she passed out!),
get Aiden to like me
(still in progress).
Job Payment:Laughs and cute giggles
Job 5:Noah Garcia
Job Description:Learn how easy a baby can be to put to sleep,
watch so parents have time to themselves,
entertain, make scream like a girl.
Job Payment:Multiple screams like a girl and laughter,
a happy, sleeping baby which
leads to happy parents.
Have you held more than 5 jobs in a year? Yes
Special skills/qualifications:
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Big heart dying to love a special spirit
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Cute husband that
loves kids and is one himself.
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Date Submitted: February 1, 2009
Reply to Application:He is sorry to inform you that at this time
He does not have a special spirit available, but
He will keep your application on file and contact you when
He is ready.
Sincerely,
H.F.-A.k.a. He